cannibalchicken:

(via ghirahims-left-shoe)

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

I’m starting to get smile lines.

How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face

How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you

How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face

(via egberts)

purulens-kopet:

manywinged:

squidy-y2k:

manywinged:

manywinged:

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

(via vanillabeanmachine)

buttersteps:

women are my favourite guy

heatandapathy:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

(via egberts)

only-tiktoks:

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

(via unpretty)

astearisms:

when i first heard Link hum to familiar tunes while cooking…happiness

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

(via unpretty)

qillermeme:

(via eowynwise)

nickyflowers:

cirquedugrotesque:

i’m thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

(via thelifeandtimesofwhatthefuck)

van-eazy:

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

paddingtonicon:

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

retroactivebakeries:

heavensickness:

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

(via flingysmingy)